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Since the earliest discoveries of mummified remains during the last millenium we have been both fascinated and repulsed. What fantastic secrets do these bodies contain? Why were they so painstakingly preserved? Why were they buried so securely and with so much secrecy? Are they actually cursed? The last one is a question that has been on everyone's mind since the discovery of King Tut early in the twentieth century. Everyone who immediately entered the tomb - disturbed the pharoah - died a short time later of mysterious causes. The "curse of the Mummy" was born. What actually killed these people? We may never know. Some believe that the mummified remains of the dead pharoah were re-animated and set out to exact their revenge. Anyone who could prove or disprove this is long dead so we may never know for sure. But why take the chance?!? We have sought out expert assistance from "The Department Of Egyptian Studies" at the prestigious "University of Pago Pago" in American Samoa. In conjunction with these leading edge researchers, Repellents-R-Us has developed a formula which has been 100% effective in defending against mummy attacks and assorted curses. The test group reported no contact with mummies and even some brands of bandages were repelled by this formula. The next release of this formula will address the bandage issue but until it is ready this current release WILL provide completely guaranteed mummy repulsion. Complete with our exclusive 3 times money back guarantee! Regular Price $16.99!!! Special Limited Time Offer!!! Only $7.49!!! You Save Almost 60%!!! HURRY! Prices Will Be Changing Soon!!
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