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Dinosaur Repellent |
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What if all those late night, 1950's Sci-Fi films are right? You know the ones, a group of hapless explorers stumble upon a hidden world at the top of a mountain, inside an isolated canyon, on a forgotten tropical island or at the center of the earth itself. And we all know that this newly discovered land has a secret. . . . Dinosaurs still live there. Now that in itself would pose no problems. If we all just respected each other's boundaries everyone would get along just fine. Funny thing is that every group of explorers contains at least one ardent capitalist who sees this new discovery as an untapped money making resource. You know the formula - unchecked greed, dinosaurs and a lack of understanding of the powers about to be unleashed equals dinosaurs roaming freely down mainstreet of Any Town, USA. In days gone by the local populace was reduced to running panic stricken through the streets, screaming in terror as a group of dedicated scientists struggled around the clock to find some way to deal with this unexpected menace. Fortunately, those days are gone forever! Repellents-R-Us has as a part of its arsenal a highly effective "Dinosaur Repellent". It has been proven effective in extensive field tests and as with all our tried and tested products this one can be easily made at home. The real appeal here is that this repellent can be made quickly in large quantities. That's right, the next time your town is besieged by prehistoric reptiles you could become the hero who leads the local populace to salvation by distributing repellent to friends and neighbors. Let the scientists toil away in their secret labs. They can take their time because you have saved the day. When the scientists get around to solving the problem that will be just fine. In the interim your town will be safe so long as you keep producing and distributing repellent. There could even be a statue of you erected in the town square once the danger was passed. Wouldn't that be nice? Please note: This formulation works only on Jurrasic and pre-Jurrasic dinosaurs. Reptiles from any period less than about 75,000,000 years ago may not be affected by this formula. Be certain to read the instructions for use very carefully. Regular Price $16.99!!! Special Limited Time Offer!!! Only $7.49!!! You Save Almost 60%!!! HURRY! Prices Will Be Changing Soon!! |
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