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Who hasn't seen the headlines? "I was Bigfoot's love slave", "I'm having Bigfoot's baby", "Bigfoot indicted on Insider Trading Charges". Okay, we made the last one up. But it could happen. The legend of Bigfoot dates back thousands of years starting with the legends of Native Americans who speak of a tall, muscular creature, covered with hair, prowling the remote areas of the continent. Lately his activities seem to have been restricted to the Pacific Northwest but that doesn't mean he isn't active on other parts of the continent as well. Are you willing to take the gamble? Especially if you don't have to? We studied the ancient legends, read the most recent literature and research and set about creating our Bigfoot repellent. Once the lab work was done it was time to take the new formula into the field. We applied liberal amounts of the repellent and set out into the most remote area we could reach. We hiked and searched for what seemed like months "WITHOUT A SINGLE BIGFOOT ENCOUNTER". We looked for him. How we looked for him. But the repellent worked. And, it must have a very extensive range because not only did we not see Bigfoot itself, but we didn't even see a single sign of it's existence! Talk about performance. While we have not conducted tests to measure the effectiveness of this repellent against Bigfoot's Asian cousin, "The Abominable Snowman" or "Yeti" we have no reason to believe it would not work. Anyone planning a trek through the Himalayas is invited to contact us if they are interested in field testing this repellent for Yeti performance. Regular Price $16.99!!! Special Limited Time Offer!!! Only $7.49!!! You Save Almost 60%!!! HURRY! Prices Will Be Changing Soon!! |
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